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51.
The surfboard.
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50.
The time Jess wants to prove that she and Nick are just as into each other as Schmidt and her sister.
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49.
The regret.
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48.
The response to an insult.
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47.
The lightning hypothesis.
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46.
The climb onto a ledge so he won’t have to kiss Jess.
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45.
The tap shoes.
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44.
The drunk attempt to get out of Russell’s car.
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43.
The reading level.
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42.
The post office.
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41.
The phone plan.
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40.
The reaction to Russell’s house.
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39.
The inability to lie.
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38.
The reason Nick doesn’t wash a towel.
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37.
The reason to move to LA.
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36.
The response to meeting Prince.
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35.
The Daily Show.
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34.
The beginning of Nick and Coach’s tandem bike ride.
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33.
The lotion.
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32.
The flirting.
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31.
The 16th year.
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30.
The noodles.
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29.
The absinthe.
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28.
Including the compliment to Dr. Sam.
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27.
The forgotten word.
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26.
The prank to make Schmidt think he’s become an old man.
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25.
The source of the clanging.
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24.
The Landslid remix.
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23.
The cherries.
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22.
The pull door.
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21.
The bike.
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20.
The totally legitimate reason for all the noise.
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18.
The sleep attire.
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16.
The sauce.
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14.
The cooking skills.
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13.
The cereal flakes experiment.
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11.
The way a panicking Nick asks someone if they wanted a grape.
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10.
The idea of sexy.
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9.
The yarn.
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8.
The cookie meltdown.
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7.
The Julius Pepperwood disguise.
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6.
The panic moonwalk.
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5.
The names of Nick’s testicles.
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3.
The lemon.
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And finally, the fact that the song that gets Nick pumped.
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